Cloud Images - Windows XP


Windows XP Professional (BIOS)
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The ‘x’ makes it sound cool.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WINXP.PRO.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 95fb10ca2117a3a5ada2482f22e98999943031ceda8014bbec090a32ed1f7e01 EN.WINXP.PRO.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Notes: Mouse and network may not work initially. Waiting seems to be the best fix. Install new hardware wizard may pop up. It's safe to run through it, even though some drivers may not install
Windows Vista Business Evaluation (BIOS)
You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.NT6.BUS.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum b33ac09f535650f9f8fcc0981b54cc45048d9a24cd04de2800b99c8e6fe64dbc EN.NT6.BUS.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Vista Ultimate Evaluation (BIOS)
If, for any reason you're not satisfied, I hate you.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.NT6.ULT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 8cc1acb9f3a407fa3350e129bd345786909c43414cf8eb819d5e9c06080a5d7c EN.NT6.ULT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Vista Business Evaluation (UEFI)
This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.NT6.BUS.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 5cc2393622d291748332bf80b66c525f58f5d39f24f8e70e67fb1249d638e5a1 EN.NT6.BUS.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Vista Ultimate Evaluation (UEFI)
With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.NT6.ULT.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 7527f3693be985077d063af919d5a81a05044ae477258072cacacab2d8de4660 EN.NT6.ULT.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 7 Professional Evaluation (BIOS)
You win again, gravity!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN7.PRO.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum d9a8e749ca0df16eb2ac457421a4a661af5d5fb03660bbc75917fa676263a7d0 EN.WIN7.PRO.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 7 Enterprise Evaluation (BIOS)
Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN7.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 47b2f719ddaaca01c9d26a6a135e2177c1eec0a163259ae5a53a937a703ada05 EN.WIN7.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 7 Professional Evaluation (UEFI)
Well, then good news. It's a suppository!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN7.PRO.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 94e9c91513637d8868ebfe4c557e654ad351c9a8fa0b47177390708bcd1bae4b EN.WIN7.PRO.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 7 Enterprise Evaluation (UEFI)
Sir, it's not necessary, or wise, to be naked
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN7.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum c51a5a62e360ef44d3bcf85ed1a4ea2ce3d677f78f19f3da794d1c148e02b319 EN.WIN7.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 8 Professional Evaluation (BIOS)
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN8.PRO.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 039ff85b9a90650e82590c63d09a680e2aa2a0216c307f00a6eeb34bf9c1b4ba EN.WIN8.PRO.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 8 Enterprise Evaluation (BIOS)
I was born in 200 log cabins.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN8.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum f73b7a58034fa4b74befe5e0b35ebd04362834f51769d2a7aacf046fede7ebe3 EN.WIN8.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 8 Professional Evaluation (UEFI)
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN8.PRO.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum e308a382cd8d8ef22aaf8bee31b4116dadbbc02067a5f8e57eebe380083ae359 EN.WIN8.PRO.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 8 Enterprise Evaluation (UEFI)
Shut up baby, I know it!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN8.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum eabbca570d1b185a23ef0e1136675fb3770051e00e37c950bbd5db192bfd70be EN.WIN8.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 8.1 Professional Evaluation (BIOS)
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN81.PRO.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 155ea3b691c2081448e8f95fc4f6b040dea95de1abc654901e49dac561206068 EN.WIN81.PRO.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 10 Enterprise Evaluation (BIOS)
Stop exploding you cowards!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN81.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 65c9ba4c66d035eca3129cc85c9a3871c2b5ee196462e25cd03b8b27881e15f7 EN.WIN81.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 10 Professional Evaluation (UEFI)
The butter in my pocket is melting!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN81.PRO.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 1e2e9d58ab43cf32342fb0e205f1d5c27c92b5b2b96dc9671cdf9605b051f21f EN.WIN81.PRO.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 8.1 Enterprise Evaluation (UEFI)
She flies like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN81.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum e1ddeeac7fd2a24f33c2a547b2fba53a9030c3b6840afe4a84ccb54c6ee9ce64 EN.WIN81.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 10 Professional Evaluation (BIOS)
I heard beer makes you stupid!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN10.PRO.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum f87a0da00e7242ade398417d96f8368dbf1a2ff5937e3b2662c51ec4142a0f1d EN.WIN10.PRO.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 10 Enterprise Evaluation (BIOS)
No I’m... Doesn't!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN10.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum da7c1570544075564ce8dc2cde72358b59b554e0f4b3333dac1773bdc4fff01a EN.WIN10.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 10 Professional Evaluation (UEFI)
Valentine's Day Is Coming? Oh Crap - I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN10.PRO.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 98cc18621b0df346cdb7e8c23d54d5e968b9d6159ba89fe276f51ff567d4259e EN.WIN10.PRO.EVAL.img.gz
Windows 10 Enterprise Evaluation (UEFI)
I'm So Embarrassed. I Wish Everybody Else Was Dead.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN10.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 405ef134ffb73852450191fa024dfe635f312cfdec9cdb529a5d83f6e3f3fa97 EN.WIN10.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2003 R2 Enterprise Evaluation (BIOS)
That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.2K3.ENT.32.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 3162b363dbc5596ad09b0dc6950ca77b5c7aa24bac8994e35609f16662387646 EN.2K3.ENT.32.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Notes: Install new hardware wizard may pop up. It's safe to run through it, even though some drivers may not install
Windows Server 2003 R2 x64 Enterprise Evaluation (BIOS)
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2008.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 5fc6142baa632f83fbf790dede37020d3d84c797746c7cb55bf12d0eaf792dc4 EN.2K3.ENT.64.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Notes: Install new hardware wizard may pop up. It's safe to run through it, even though some drivers may not install
Windows Server 2008 Standard Evaluation (BIOS)
People said I was dumb, but I proved them!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2008.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum d69c6cf95712ea830324a21c7959e467fa68db6565f408b6fc6e6026c88490a8 EN.WIN2008.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 Enterprise Evaluation (BIOS)
One art please!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2008.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum e2e1225007ccc62e07f9da0154536171271e5bf8013f490042559782283f14f2 EN.WIN2008.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 Datacenter Evaluation (BIOS)
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2008.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 75b7b7dcbedcfe8a0fcf0c047fe3b84e19723a5065268fa06f600f9b249aa801 EN.WIN2008.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 Standard Evaluation (UEFI)
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2008.STD.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 5cdb9b8c2fc6fd78dc470bd1e22d0c99047e074ccabd508f26a83b6dae6cb640 EN.WIN2008.STD.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 Enterprise Evaluation (UEFI)
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2008.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum b09a0bbe5de44e2aeca3ce2a0facc64aba27e94c65311d9bcf6ac71ca9e987e5 EN.WIN2008.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 Datacenter Evaluation (UEFI)
You were doing well until everyone died.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2008.DC.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 54aaaa2a8b1305996b76d1e72f47306ffabf4d7ed1004fa4708a393212b0cd95 EN.WIN2008.DC.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 R2 Standard Evaluation (BIOS)
Fry, remember when I told you to finish your stories one sentence earlier?
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN7601.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 0fc87c8906bf5b728727f19bdc45639c16fa24b3b32c5f6e10d62387ab86e1c8 EN.WIN7601.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 R2 Enterprise Evaluation (BIOS)
I really ought to do something but I am already in my pyjamas.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN7601.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum e6a78dd658f52e0739be2a203a07e7ae0615f1b51dc70e0a6b8ddf8bc8fad79f EN.WIN7601.ENT.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 R2 Datacenter Evaluation (BIOS)
Oh wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN7601.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 98c6a4c46978be3dd69a5d84e4cc043dcc8b0402f3c9c117cfe3b83b70949bb1 EN.WIN7601.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 R2 Standard Evaluation (UEFI)
Good News, Everyone!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN7601.STD.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 2f05950397901e0141a7a9529f4542c2b0f1ca66c2002c1cbf664992a3808d00 EN.WIN7601.STD.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 R2 Enterprise Evaluation (UEFI)
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Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN7601.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 378dbb8cff40b29d727f85d61360025f54fb5f55351b62cec573738113932a1e EN.WIN7601.ENT.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2008 R2 Datacenter Evaluation (UEFI)
>> Not Y3K Compliant <<
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN7601.DC.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 121b19b094a7e4bba7035b6ccc7e4f976521a719258a9070f0feaa346bc23201 EN.WIN7601.DC.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2012 Standard Evaluation (BIOS)
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WINBLUE.RTM.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 08a8e88299ff82bff187aa32b998b1ac4d1aceccf4e811dc9b9a082d7bda599f EN.WINBLUE.RTM.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2012 Datacenter Evaluation (BIOS)
Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WINBLUE.RTM.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum bee5e619cb8515ba298893a1df30322f2087b72ac280c0a41adde2329e677eeb EN.WINBLUE.RTM.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2012 Standard Evaluation (UEFI)
Now, Now. There Will Be Plenty Of Time To Discuss Your Objections When And If You Return.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WINBLUE.RTM.STD.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 040888c717998969553f91c91a02a8844b305eed52a065a5d5616cd2ad901189 EN.WINBLUE.RTM.STD.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2012 Datacenter Evaluation (UEFI)
Finally, A Uniform I'd Be Happy To Be Caught Dead In!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WINBLUE.RTM.DC.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum a153d923b87519f15cadf7cbd8468ad796634a6694c5edaf1ac60e9d82d3d891 EN.WINBLUE.RTM.DC.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2012 R2 Standard Evaluation (BIOS)
And here is where I keep my assorted lengths of wire!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WINBLUE.REFRESH.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 77cf7d9e0e089b4c91d45eb5d2034e6c942d6b72dc379ed7ade0b581c97e73c2 EN.WINBLUE.REFRESH.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2012 R2 Datacenter Evaluation (BIOS)
Shut up and take my money!
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WINBLUE.REFRESH.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum a5b928e7f9b64f84589608b963b926dff9d4d2720578d8a38f0da8a361d5194c EN.WINBLUE.REFRESH.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2012 R2 Standard Evaluation (UEFI)
I Got Your Distress Call And Came Here As Soon As I Wanted To.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WINBLUE.REFRESH.STD.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 2194dfaa9a16b908aeeca3e2d693ae86dcb55ba340e899477e3729176426abd8 EN.WINBLUE.REFRESH.STD.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2012 R2 Datacenter Evaluation (UEFI)
Did Everything Just Taste Purple For A Second?
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WINBLUE.REFRESH.DC.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 96c2eea4cce2048b599f58b2dda9fd6ab02aca0d0e95ddf149f2ae9e7941e513 EN.WINBLUE.REFRESH.DC.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2016 Standard Evaluation (BIOS)
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2016.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum e1c2e00506ac3dc27ce2c285c9a3b954826cce2380ca0f18e2c6d20b9f6252da EN.WIN2016.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2016 Datacenter (BIOS)
In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2016.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum ab6f14b3b73501ae62358ec223553604e70db93ce4dce8ba229a82b938c46d80 EN.WIN2016.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2016 Standard Evaluation
My Story Is A Lot Like Yours, Only More Interesting 'Cause It Involves Robots.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2016.STD.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 7d1c99b37a67524e7e925370de14259b3dfec5a35319ebce0efc54f515689b58 EN.WIN2016.STD.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2016 Datacenter (UEFI)
A fancy dress gala? I’ll wear my formal shell.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2016.DC.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 14406f10dc1b342b383a0e7880cadf854965673682286a1d442f52e7c6a59368 EN.WIN2016.DC.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2019 Standard Evaluation (BIOS)
Space. It seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2019.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 623b004887c1ecfed74b625a4c45768875870930d509870f197fee2f366644a4 EN.WIN2019.STD.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2019 Datacenter Evaluation (BIOS)
At The Risk Of Sounding Negative, No.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2019.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 6f42cc3223789c2b304eddce0010cc4065c32e8317223d2ff39ca75b30a66479 EN.WIN2019.DC.NONUEFI.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2019 Standard Evaluation (UEFI)
Bite my shiny metal ass.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2019.STD.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 72d29b410faccb61a38bb73762d710cbe51773afcd1ffd8707eb30cc34b29207 EN.WIN2019.STD.EVAL.img.gz
Windows Server 2019 Datacenter Evaluation (UEFI)
Wait, I’m having one of those things. You know a headache with pictures.
Username Administrator
Password Passw0rd!
https://data.theom.nz/EN.WIN2019.DC.EVAL.img.gz
sha256sum 29a662083eac2b4da959d4ffad6f4d43603d306949ad5a77c7319aa2f30a1670 EN.WIN2019.DC.EVAL.img.gz